Baby Products

In the future, extremely sterile baby products will be available to mothers. Here are a few products: [1] Extremely chemical resistant Teflon PFE plastic Bottles, bibs, dinnerware, and table top covers that tie under the table top, and all other plastic product replacements. [2] For middle class people, 316l stainless steel metal product replacements. For rich people, Platinum metal products. [3] Lye [Sodium Hydroxide] Cleanser. This is a powerfull alkaline cleanser that will kill almost ALL micoorganisms. It was used up to the early 1900's as soap. It was created from wood ashes by mothers. [4] Hood for baby changing. This hood circulates warm air and removes baby odours created from diaper changing routines. [5] Teflon air filtration systems tat remove everything from the air. HEPA filters for chemical removal; as well as odour removal, submicron filters for particle removal, and prefilters for dirt and dust removal. Dust may carry dust mites which may be harmfull to allergic babies. [6] Pyrex glassware is not well with babies. I prefer to use Kimax. Kimax is non leaching; and used by research laboratories in chemistry for its properties to remain sterile. Due to extremely high costs, Teflon PFE and platinum are not normally used in the home. Both are chemically resistant to almost every chemical known; and EVERY chemical listed in the Merck Index [This book contains a list of every chemical ever created]. Another plus is polypaper for writing. This paper may be sterilized in chemicals with no effects. It is used in laboratories where accidental spills may be present. The polypropylene paper is chemically resistant to many chemicals. These are products I would use if I had a baby. they are the ultimate products. Teflon data is located at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfluoroalkoxy http://www2.dupont.com/Teflon_Industrial/en_US/tech_info/prodinfo_pfa.html http://www2.dupont.com/Teflon_Industrial/en_US/assets/downloads/DuPont_Teflon_PFA_340_Product_Info_K26135.pdf Platinum data is located at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum The Merck Index is located at: http://www.rsc.org/publishing/merckindex/index.asp [It may be ordered at your local library] Data regarding chemicals may be obtained through MSDS [Material Safety Data Sheets] online.

Females I Desire to Marry

There are many females I desire to marry including: [1] All of my friends at MySpace [2] Britney Spears [3] Avril Lavigne [4] Ryan Newman [5] Female models at Kohl's [6] Jaime Pressley [7] Vanessa Hudgeons [8} Selena Gomez [9] Zooey Deschanel [10] Leighton Meester [11] Vivi [The female librarian at Texas City] [12] Carly Rae Jepson [13] Jennifer Sky [14] Jennifer Lopez [15] Jessica Alba [16] Rachel Zoe [17] Rachael Ray [18] Jennifer Anistan [This list is not complete. it will be more completed later].

I have over 1,000 girlfriends at Myspace. I also accrued many true girlfriends at Facebook; but, some alcoholics kicked me off of Facebook. I have another 1800 girlfriends at AsiaMe.com

I have 3.8 billion girlfriends worldwide that I want to marry. I am not compatible with anyone.

Messages to My Special Friends and Girlfriends

My main messages are at:
myspace-friends-girlfriends.blogspot.com
"I Mean Well for You": Sometimes I maybe seem overbearing and abusive; but, I mean well for all of you. Naturally, I will always love you as a person; but, sometimes I slip and tell you how I love you way more. I think of you often when I wonder how you feel about me; I wonder if you are doing well. I wonder if you are happy. I DO care for you as a person also; even if we cannot meet. I will always love you in many ways: as a person, as a friend, as a "lover", and as a "Husband". I will always cherish our friendship very much. I would not try to do anything; but, nourish our friendship. Recently, a very special sweetie came to visit me at the local library in Texas city, Texas. I usually go there every day. She said "Hello". I said "How's it going?". Suddenly, I felt an overwhelming love for her. I wanted to rape her there. I hesitated to think maybe I should take her to the lavatory first. After a short while, she departed. Noone ever did THAT to me before. I had to use great effort to control myself. I became so greedy, selfish, and loving, I did not care about my environment. I am happy she was free from my advances; but, I desired to visit with her also. I learned to meditate to control myself further. All of you are the MOST beautifull females worldwide truly. I am extremely greedy, selfish, and sometimes too loving; but, I always control myself. I hope the same thing would not happen if we ever meet; but, I will use self discipline to prevent anything from happening. WE are all very sensitive people. People tend to not like us very much. WE have each other ; but, only at a distance. I guess deep inside I desired to be as a husband to you, so I wrote stories in my blogger website Robert_hocker in my "sexual fantasies and realities" folder to make love to you at a distance. I hoped you would read the stories; but, I knew they were too much for you. I hoped maybe in a world of chaos and hate, I would be the special person in your life. It didn't matter to me if you had a boyfriend or were married. I wanted to be the "One" for you. I knew I had to suppress your love and mind so I could love you; so, I said to keep your love and mind closed. Think of us in any ay you desire. I wanted to make your future the MOST beautifull of all. My work prevents us from meeting each other; as well as my intense love for you, and possible transmaladmixturation [see my medical folder]. I hope our friendship will grow to the highest of all still; but, you are too beautifull and sweet to only have as a friend. I guess we are just stuck with each other from distance. Even though we live different lifestyles,I am extremely flexible. Even tough I do not live certain lifestyles, I enjoy other lifestyles similarly to music and flowers. The music I play at YouTube is much different from what I listen to; but, I like all of the songs. I just want you all to know I love you just as you are; and always will. I am here for your worst times equally as well as for your best times. I will always a trustworthy and loyal friend through everything. There is nothing you can tell me hat will change that; no matter what it may be. I hope you will remain as friends for a lifetime. That is what I desire most of all. I hope you will desire that also. No matter how far you want to go in our relationship, I am there waiting __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I will always Love You"; I will always love you; but, do not love me back. Learn to be loved first; then maybe later love me back. Remember, if we will be friends for life, we have plenty of time to determine how far we will go and when. There isno hurry; when we have the rest of our lives to decide whayt and when to do. If somethying was not meant to be, it is best to never have experienced it; than to experience it and withdraw. What I think is me; what you think is you. It has to be that way always; no matter what. That is what makes a perfect friendship. Freedom to think and do as you desire is the ultimate of all friendships and relationships of any ytpe. Never feel obligated to think or do anything. Always be yourself. That is what I love about all of you... Who you are. And, remember, you will not have timec to love me anyway; because you will be too busy being loved. And if you ever get sad, go to my Youtube and read my comments in my " My Comical Comments" folder. Hopefully, that willcheer you up. I also have music of every type; very few which are bad songs, that you may listen to. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "My Remaining Friends": I had over 1,000 friends before the change to the new MySpace. I have a little over 600 remaining friends. To those who departed, I hope they will be the happiest of all. Not everyone is compatable with each other or me. I will still love them all; and miss them all; but, I have to let them leave in peace. I cannot ask them back. They will be back if hey desire. To all of you who remained, I thank ypou very much for remaining. You make my life very beautifull. I hope we all continue to be together for life. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I Greedily tried to Take You" To All of you most beautifull female friends and girlfriends of mine, I tried to trick you once more. I think it is only fair to tell you what I do; to allow you to defend yourselves in the future. I know we cannot be together due to transadmixturation potential, So I desired if I could not have you face to face, I desired to take you with my stories and fantasies. I also explained how to defeat the effects of the stories; but, I wanted to make you fantasize on beautifull love. The stories involved rape so you would not fall in love or feel obligated to love me back; or, be in a relationship. I know I am greedy and selfish; but, I will not change it. You are updates and I am an outdate. WE are strongly attracted towards each other. I want to take the best care of you of all. I truly love you and meant what I wrote to you about love. If I could, I would make our beautifull baby in ALL of you. and keep you for my wives for real. I truly desire you that much. I already experienced one incident where I almost raped a friend to make her have our baby and marry her. It took Great effort to control myself. I thought I would do the same to you; but, I do not know. I meditated to prevent that from happening again; but, in transadmixturation, it is a natural instinct to love or fight. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "You are Free Once More" I rape you; make you feel beautifull. You feel me making love to you. You come hard for me. My passionate love makes you feel beautifull. Then.... I am gone. You are free once more. You received what you wanted and needed; but, could not find anywhere else.. You were loved without obligation. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Moving Away from my "Wives"" When I become too old to take care of you, I want to find someone who will take care of you and be the best husband you could ever have. I would trick you by convincing you it would be beautifull to have someone like him, move away slowly until time to leave permanently. In that way, you would not be around; or be hurt, when It is time for me to go. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Passionate Love" You are asleep. It is 06:00 A.M. I uncover your beautifull body. I massage you all over while you pretend to be asleep; then, I use my mouth on your love button. I suckle and lick gently. You move back and forth uncontrollably. It feels so good. Your whole body instantly feels love surging through it. You moan passionately..."Ummmmm"... I have the curtains to your window pushed to the side. You notice it is dark blue outside. You shiver in pleasure..."Ummmmm".. The shivers quickly become mild spasms. Your juices come out of you while I push gently and slowly all the way into you. We both come together..Ummmm/Mmmmmm/Ummmmm/Mmmmm. You look outside. The sun is just coming out. "Ummmm"/ "Mmmmm"/ "Ummmm" "/Mmmmm". It is so beautifull. We made our sunrise baby. Your body is filled with moderately mild passionate love. You feel tingly, loved, passionate; and, in love. It is so romantic. You fall asleep once more. "Ummmmm". _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Comical Creations

[1] [ I did NOT create this comedy] Who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?:a hillbilly that has 2 sons, smashed through his doorway in fury yesterday and asked his sons: "who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?" neighther of the 2 sons said anything. the father said: "let me tell you a story about the father of our country, George Washington. When George Washington was a boy, he chopped down the cherry tree in his back yard. When his mother asked him who chopped down the cherry tree, George Washington said I cannot tell a lie, I chopped down the cherry tree. The mother; then, gave him cookies and milk for telling the truth". Immediately, one of the sons said "I pushed the outhouse over the cliff.". The father beat him up severely. after he was finished the son asked "why is it that when George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, he got cookies and milk when he admitted to it; but, when I admit to pushing the outhouse over the cliff, I get beaten nearly to death?". The father said"because when George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, his father wasn't in it". [2] THE NEW ANTI-MARIJUANA BUZZ-N-LIKE-A-BUMBLEBEE PROJECT: There have been many programs to eliminate marijuana from the streets of society. none of them were very effectual. I have created a new program called 'BUZZ-N-LIKE-A-BUMBLEBEE PROJECT THAT IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE PROGRAM TO ELIMINATE MARIJUANA OUT OF SOCIETY. As a representative to this project, I recommend a few basic methods of totally eliminating marijuana from the public quickly.the methods are as follows: [1]roll bigger joints [2]smoke faster [3]have a many friends at parties as possible to assist in eliminating the marijuana [4]when possible, use a double bubble bong or 6' tall hookah pipe [5]use a fish aquarium air pump to help burn it up quicker. when home alone, the pump is great to get your dog, cat, or hamster hammered. [6]eliminate the use of slow burning papers [7]help your local neighbor to be buzzin' like a bumblebee [8]do you have a neighbor that has a dog that barks all of the time? maybe what the dog needs is a little vitamin T [tetrahydracannabinol] in his dog food bowl [9]bake weed cakes and brownies for your local YMCA [10]throw weed brownie fund raisers for those complaining of drugs in your neighborhood. let them help do their part to get marijuana off the streets [11]never buy just ounces¦buy 500 pound bales instead Remember, it is everyone's responsibility to take drugs out of society.do your part to smoke more, smoke faster, and eliminate weed from reaching school children.by doing your part to spark up more Js, you will feel better[in fact much better]about yourself for your contributions. Here is what a few contributors to the project have to say I'm in the ozone layer, dude; from your suggestions just buzzn' I went to places even Dr. Spock couldn't get me out of buzz eldrin I think I'm gonna join NASA and be a space cadet wayupthere my wall paint is starting to look much better donediditandgone that was a hip suggestion, dude. i got a major fly high without a pilots liscense flynhigh I observed a correlative coefficiency of floccinnaucinnihilipilificationic functionality within my intracerebrisical and intrvernacularic infrastructuration technobuzzr i'm gonna start a new tv show called the bong show bongedwiththewind it's making my vitamin P[pcp]taste funny, dude dustNthawind I'm a health nut.i prefer sunny d 25[orange sunshine lsd 25]D'd2D'd I be huffin' on the Mr. T like a pufferfish fishface I got off the ball[8 ball]and got on the stick[thai stick]allthaidup I've been watching my toilet for hours for alligators seeugator Those who contribute most to the project will receive a free Fraxinella bush. the Fraxinella bush[also known as the biblical burning bush]releases gases into the air; then spontaneously ignites in a large flame[great for lighting those J’s]without harming itself.it is reusable, and is a perpetual ignition source for your smoking needs.it is also great for marshmallow cookouts when chronically buzzed. Join now, and support the elimination of marijuana from the streets. I, Robert Hocker, am keeping an anonymous profile in this project in this organization; so, do not write to me for information. [3] I HATE psychic hotlines.I called a psychic hotline to get advice about my future. the female on the other end said "hello?';so, I did what was supposed to be done...nothing. she hanged up on me. I called back again. again she said "hello?'. I replied "well?". she asked "well, what?". I asked if this was a psychic hotline. she said "yes". so, I waited. after a few minutes of silence, she finally asked "what is it you want?". now, I may not be the brightest person on the earth; but, I had to ask "didn't you expect my call?". she replied "no". isn't that irritating? I asked "well, if this is a psychic hotline; and you are a psychic , you should have expected my call, and began giving me advice." she hung up. what is the world coming to? [4]ALL mail carriers are free from prosecutions for being rude, kicking dogs, spraying dogs with mace and other crimes. The United States Post Office claimed in court " our mail carriers are liscensed to go postal". [5] My Perfect Memory:recently a doctor asked me if I had problems remembering things. Of course, I said "No. Not at all. In fact, there is absolutely nothing I ever remember forgetting about." Yeah, buddy; that ought to teach 'em. Age does not always involve forgetfulness. [6] NASA is Looking for a Few Good People: NASA is now hiring people for their space cadet program...after a few years, a person may become a space admiral. Anyone who desires to become a space cadet may contact NASA at 1BigSpaceCadet.com. [7] " Smoker's Warning ":I used to smoke. It is a known and proven fact that parents who smoke have children who will smoke also. I started off small; then, got more and more obsessed with smoking. I would; at the first, occasionally cold smoke a neighbor's dog that barked too much; then, progressed to smoking neighbors who were crack heads. Smoking is addicting; and though maybe fun, may lead to serious social problems. Quitting "cold turkey" doesn't work. I tried it. I took My guage, went to my neighbors turkey farm in their back yard.I lit up their butt, and smoked 35 turkeys before giving up. Yeah, buddy, the neighbors went into a major conniption fit. So, do yourself a favour and Stop smoking....[LOL. just kidding]... [8] "Human History": 5 million B.C.: Austraphiticus [Kenya] 2.5 million B.C.: Homo Habilis [Kenya]/ Homo Erectus [Tanyika] 1.75 B.C.: Zinjanthrapus [Tanjanyika] 1.5 million B.C.: Homo Erectus [Kenya] These are the earliest human species. In the chart above, it is easily seen that 2 species of "Homos" originated in Kenya [probably due to lack of females]. The spies of "Homos" spread worldwide; and thrive I every country. It is evident that 'Homos" were present since 2,5 million B.C. [9] "Vacuum Cleaner Sales": Purchase Mr. Clean Machine vacuum cleaners. They are the best because they suck big time.

A summary of my Relationships

Some songs describe well how my past relationships went: [1] Avril Lavigne "Goodbye" [2] Trowing Copper "Lightning crashes" A movie also describes my lifestyle: Zatoichi "An Unforgotten Flower" In my life, I have seen the most beautifull things; and seen the most beautifull people. Some people try to kill everything they can so they can thrive on other people... Laws are now made to prevent that from occuring again.

1990's to 2006 Relationships

In the 1990's, I had many relationships. Each person I was going to marry. The Counterintelligence interfered with my relationships, and attempted to destroy everything. I was severely hurt beyond recognition. The male who married Avril Lavigne was part of the conspiracy. He has my innocence. Avril loved me through him. Britney spears, Michelle Branch and numerous others experienced the same events.

Forgotten Operative

Soon, I will finish special people operations. The people will return to normal lives. As usual, the people will have no more memory of me or my operations. All dangerous operatives are being quarantined to prevent causing hazards to the public. I will miss each and every one of the people I send away.